you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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