i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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