You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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