We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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