Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
she pinky promised me she was 18
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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