I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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