i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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