sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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