going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
NoShamevember. You game?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
don't judge my taste in strippers
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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