The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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