I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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