We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
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