I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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