It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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