grandma shit on top of the toilet
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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