ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
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There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
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Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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