My sheets look like a crime scene.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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