For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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