he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
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