i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
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Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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