i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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