i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
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I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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