Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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