I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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