That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
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he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
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How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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