I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
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Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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