forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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