Don't you send me to vm
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
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he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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