Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
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Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
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Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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