Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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