I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
only if we run a train.
done.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
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