so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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