dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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