shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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