I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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