Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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