and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Let's paint friendship bongs
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Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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