I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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