non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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