pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Randomize
