Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
The struggles of a small town man whore
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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