he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
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I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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