After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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