Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
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And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
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YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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