i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
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Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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