I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
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He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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