I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
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i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
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I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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