hotel room ftw
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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