quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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