I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
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pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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