Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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