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Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you

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(203): Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you http://tfl.nu/hz3o

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What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?

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These are the tickets we got last night.

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Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?

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Yes...yes you did.

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(361): What are these yellow papers in the kitchen? (1-361): These are the tickets we got last night. (361): Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear? (1-361): Yes...yes you did. http://tfl.nu/myva

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What's wrong?

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Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.

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Pussy.

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(503): What's wrong? (1-503): Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans. (503): Pussy. http://tfl.nu/sltt

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(219): View more from Indiana

community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.

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(219): community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal. http://tfl.nu/j3ch

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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.

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(581): I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset. http://tfl.nu/8lj9

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(708): View more from Illinois

I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.

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(708): I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT. http://tfl.nu/yg6n

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hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?

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Yup.

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Yup.

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(314): hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then? (636): Yup. (314): Yup. http://tfl.nu/bp2u

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Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.

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(707): Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive. http://tfl.nu/ly82

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Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.

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(304): Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me. http://tfl.nu/4mjy

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Did everyone make it back alive?

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You say that with such hope.

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Is that a no?

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(217): Did everyone make it back alive? (309): You say that with such hope. (217): Is that a no? http://tfl.nu/rkmk

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What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?

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(316): What's life without a lamp shade you wore home? http://tfl.nu/4piv

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(209): View more from California

Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.

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(209): Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die. http://tfl.nu/72xy

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Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.

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(208): Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success. http://tfl.nu/sluv

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Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.

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(801): Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable. http://tfl.nu/oq9e

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Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.

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(228): Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high. http://tfl.nu/9q6n

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