oh god the rape fog is back!
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
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