Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
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And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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