Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
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You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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